i saw red… thoughts from a (fake) red head

March 4, 2008

If you were a fly on the wall at my house last night.

Filed under: barf, ha!, hmm..., random — kp @ 9:30 am

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Here are some conversation snippets you would have overheard:

  • “Her teeth are all rotten from eating poo.”
  • “I’m going to cut off your leg and serve it to you for dinner.” 
  • “What do you think the Queen carries in her purse?”  (His answer was “a dildo.”)
  • “What’s the matter?  The lettuce isn’t manly enough for you?”
  • “It’s as if I am her Islamic wife and have to walk four paces behind her in silence.”
  • “I think Prince Charles has been eating poo, too.”

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