May 31, 2008
May 29, 2008
The art of writing.
When considering a new blog post, I follow the same methodology every day. I pick up a pen, put my glasses on my head, and then start to think… FUCK YOU! (Note the “love” on the finger.) It works every time.
Have you ever?
Had one of those days where you wish you could just punch everyone you see in the face?
May 23, 2008
Charlie likes the ladies hairy.
“Eww. I don’t like that girl.”
“Why, Charlie?”
“Cause she take-ted her hair off.”
May 22, 2008
Dane Cook sucks.
I always thought the douche bags were named Angela…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T4UuLuPrfk&NR=1
On behalf of all Karen’s, your photo should appear here in December, Dane Cock: http://www.bigdouchebag.com/index.html. I guess there is a long line on the douche waiting list.
Douche bag.
May 21, 2008
I’ve got cramps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ4QLFl01g
Your Mom called, Lux. She wants you to pull up your pants.
Things that crossed my mind today.
- Denise Richards is a whore.
- Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?
- I should practice up on my robot dance… just in case.
- How much trouble would I get in if I told the next person who came up to me at work to “fuck off”? And how much would it change if I said it in a British accent?
- When should I be expecting menopause and will she stay for tea?
- We don’t need this fascist groove thing.
- I love the transition in ‘Freak on a Leash’ where it goes from the ‘boom na da mmm dum na ema da boom na da mmm dum na ema’ to screaming “GO!” – it’s the musical equivalant of punching someone in the face. And it feels good.
May 20, 2008
Houston, I think we have a problem.
Scientific evidence has confirmed I will be an insane old woman. I guess Britney and I DO have something in common.
http://health.yahoo.com/experts/joybauernutrition/26495/pot-bellies-may-lead-to-dementia/
