Is there anything more creepy than celebrities designing their own line of collectible dolls?
- Richard Simmons: http://www.richardsimmonsstore.com/index.php?product=DL15. Seriously, have you ever seen anything more fucking creepy and wrong than ‘Webbie Hannah’? WTF??
- Marie Osmond: http://www.qvc.com/. Enter the search term “pansy blossom”. Click on the doll. This transexual doll is a “gift from Spring.” This doll is clearly a BOY, people. Note the offensive name. That’s what people called her fat little brother Jimmy in grade school.
- Paris Hilton: http://www.simbatoys.de/en/index/steffi_girls_styled_by_paris_hilton.shtml. Vomit. It doesn’t come with panties.
- Annette Funicello: http://www.toniscollectibles.com/products/Annette_Funicello;All_Bears:_A_to_F. I can’t really make fun of her. She has MS. Plus, they have a layaway program.
The answer to that question is YES! There is something more creepy. Celebrities who COLLECT dolls:
- Demi Moore - she has her own full-time doll “agent” and has announced plans to open up a doll museum. WHY??
- Morgan Fairchild – YUCK.
- Anne Rice – dedicates an entire wing of her home to house her doll collection. And people think vampires are creepy.
- Courtney Love – SUPER YUCK.
- Rip Taylor – collects Kachina dolls. Umm… I did this too, in elementary school. In my defense, that was more than 30 years ago, people. I apologize. Profusely.
