i saw red… thoughts from a (fake) red head

August 29, 2008

All about Eve.

Filed under: bite me,ha!,hmm...,random — kp @ 10:45 am

Take one little bite.  Come on!

Headline:  David Duchovny enters rehab for sex addition.  http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Umm.  WHAT?!  Why do I find this so painful to wrap my head around?  Californication and then some.

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August 27, 2008

Churl lays an egg.

Filed under: barf,eggs,ha!,love,random — kp @ 6:03 am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So Churl sends me an email about having to buy a bridal shower cake and finds a horrific x-rated photo of one.  I demand that she make it, and suggest she use her husband as a model.  She writes back and says “he already did” and attaches a photo.

I’m thinking ‘god damn it’, if she sent me a photo of her husband’s “area”, I’m actually going to be pissed.  But I open, and can’t believe what I am seeing!!

Churl’s having a chicken.

I’m affected. You’re infected.

Filed under: ha!,random — kp @ 5:47 am

Violet: I’m affected to Sprite.

Me:  What?

Violet:  I’m affected to Sprite.  Like some people like smoking.  They are affected to it.

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