i saw red… thoughts from a (fake) red head

September 20, 2008

Mental Floss tuition giveaway.

Filed under: random — kp @ 12:36 am








My friend Gaylord may be cheap, but college ain’t.



Barney is your enemy.

Filed under: barf,ha!,random — kp @ 12:13 am




Yesterday, during dinner, my 5 year old started singing the following song:

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,

Barney is my enemy.

Take a bazooka, stick it up his nose.

Pull the trigger, there he goes.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,

Barney is my enemy.

Ha!  Reminds me of one of my favorites from childhood:

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.

Comet, it tastes like gasoline.

Comet, it makes you vomit!

So have some Comet and vomit today.


Good times, good times.


September 19, 2008

What would you do with a drunken sailor?

Filed under: bite me,ha!,love,meat,random — kp @ 10:35 pm




Only a fool dasn’t know today be talk like a pirate day. Take t’ it smarrrtly, ye bilge rats.  Ye will be tested and made t’ walk t’ plank if ye dasn’t comply.

 Here be some basic pirate lingo t’ get ye starrrted.

·         Ahoy!“Hello!”

·         Avast! – Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, “Whoa! Get a load of that!” which today makes it more of a “Check it out” or “No way!” or “Get off!”

·         Aye!“Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did.”

·         Aye aye!“I’ll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over.”

·         Arrr! – This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. “Arrr!” can mean, variously, “yes,” “I agree,” “I’m happy,” “I’m enjoying this beer,” “My team is going to win it all,” “I saw that television show, it sucked!” and “That was a clever remark you or I just made.” And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!

Still nay sure?  Bilge!  Use th’ English t’ pirate translatarrr:  http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

 And t’ find out yer pirate name, go here: http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi, or I’ll throw ye in the briny deep.

Yo ho ho,

Lackey Jacquotte (aka kp) N

Marlon Brando sniffed pants!

Filed under: ha!,random — kp @ 11:24 am






James Franco is my new favorite:  http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f22e3ff675 

This reminds me of my kids playing together.

You okay? You look all depressed…

Filed under: ha!,love,random — kp @ 10:46 am







Seriously, I start crying by the end because I’m laughing so hard.  Why?  So many reasons to choose from… are you not amused?

September 16, 2008

Walmart loves me.

Filed under: bite me,ha!,love,meat,random — kp @ 4:32 am

Why don’t you?


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