i saw red… thoughts from a (fake) red head

July 16, 2008

Spidey has a day job.

Filed under: ha!,hmm...,love,random — kp @ 11:52 am

Charlie (3-1/2) told me he was going to work tomorrow…

“Where do you work?” 

“Hawaiian CK.”

“Oh?  Hawaiian CK.  What do they make?”

“Excerise car lights.”

“Interesting.  So how long have you worked there?”

“Five times.”

July 15, 2008

I stopped being five 37 years ago.

Filed under: bite me,hate,random — kp @ 4:29 am

Please disregard if the following doesn’t apply to you:

Grow the fuck up, people and stop being childish assholes.

It’s all fun and games until an old man falls down.

Filed under: hmm...,love,random — kp @ 4:18 am

This is Skatz, minutes before the “incident”.  There we are, enjoying my birthday dinner on the patio of the restaurant, when suddendly, she leaps across the table (flashing her “privates” over our heads) to the street, where she proceeds to give an old man mouth to mouth…

He was breathing fine, by the way, but apparently broke his arm in a spectacular fall.  Both Gaylord and I had our backs to the street, so I’m assuming it was spectacular since we couldn’t see it.  Churl was facing the street with Skatz, so she saw it too, expect she hates old people and didn’t care.

Gaylord called me out.

Filed under: random — kp @ 3:59 am

Blogging has resumed.

June 8, 2008

A message to you Rudy.

Filed under: Uncategorized — kp @ 11:35 am

Ever feel like your life is like a video?  This is mine:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri8fQ-7eVAY&feature=related

It’s never enough.

May 31, 2008

When is it okay to be naked at work?

Filed under: ha!,hate,hmm...,random — kp @ 12:17 am

 

NEVER.  I don’t care if you just worked out at the company gym.  You should never remove your clothing at your place of business.

May 29, 2008

The art of writing.

Filed under: bite me,ha!,hate,hmm...,love,meat,random — kp @ 10:58 pm

When considering a new blog post, I follow the same methodology every day.  I pick up a pen, put my glasses on my head, and then start to think… FUCK YOU!  (Note the “love” on the finger.)  It works every time.

When needles are used for good, not evil.

Filed under: bite me,meat,random — kp @ 4:07 am

If I could knit, I would only knit food:

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/food.php

 

Have you ever?

Filed under: bite me,ha!,hate,hmm...,random — kp @ 3:48 am

Had one of those days where you wish you could just punch everyone you see in the face?

May 23, 2008

Charlie likes the ladies hairy.

Filed under: ha!,random — kp @ 8:27 am

“Eww.  I don’t like that girl.”

“Why, Charlie?”

“Cause she take-ted her hair off.”

 

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